Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now Im complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and youre first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...
[Beelz] And what if *I* win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?
[JB] ...To be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Im the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, its fucking tasty!
Im the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I got Im gonna flaunt!
Theres never been a rock-off that Ive ever lost!
I cant wait to take Kage back to hell!
Im gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
Ill make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] Theres just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because hes not a mortal man!
[JB] Goddamn-it Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave, youre gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, weve been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] Cmon Kage, now its time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabelss, now its time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] Well bend you over then well take it up brown town!
[BOTH] Now weve got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] Hes gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] Cmon Kage cuz its time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, Well pile drive ya, its time for the smack down!
[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!
We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin lame. Come on Kage, Youre comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!
[JB] No!
[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin horn!
Oh no!
[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!
[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
Ill get you, Tenacious D!